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Mittens Get All The Booty

By Brinson | October 17, 2007

You know that when you have the stones to rock out a set of mittens (some call them gloves, sure) as a professional football player, you are one stone cold GD badass. Or you have some sort of issue with your hands. Like a finger being broken or a problem holding onto the ball. Such is the case with John David Booty.

Booty’s broken finger kept him out of Southern Cal’s win last week over Arizona, but in order to resume throwing (possibly today), Booty is going to put on a receiver’s glove mitten, in an effort to protect the injured digit.

Perhaps his Heisman chances are long gone, but that doesn’t mean the ladies don’t continue to sweat him. And you somehow think that his uber-stud Cal quarterback status won’t get heated up with him sporting mittens? Puh-lease.

Mittens are so damn hot right now.