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Remember the Live Blog: Cats @ Titans 4th Quarter

By Brinson | November 4, 2007

15:00 - StartMattMoore.com anyone? This is horrid Mittens.

14:55 - Does anyone realize how well our defense is playing? It’s sad, really.

13:33 - Beason. Really. I know you’re incredible but come one dude.

13:15 - Discipline, Dick? This is bad offense + Tennessee being dirty + Titans getting all the breaks + Death to Mittens. Or something like that. Casual six minute 76 yard march. 2nd and 7.

11:45 - LenDale White touchdown. 19-0. This is mildly embarrassing.

11:40 - Titans 20, Cats Gooseturd. Maybe that could be Mittens new name. “Gooseturd”. Does Antonio Cromartie really have more touchdowns than Mittens at this point in the season?

11:07 - Keep the flags coming.

10:47 - I’m telling you, man, Tennessee is dirty as hell. Mittens on the move! Smuff on the board!

9:50 - Let’s just get on the board, please. Flag down and Tennessee is just ridiculous at this point. You’re up 20-0, stop playing dirty you clowns. “Real chippy game” says Dick Stockton. Let’s do something here. Make these f*cks pay.

9:29 - MIIIIITTTENS Touchdown. “Saving his best for the fourth quarter”. Thanks, Dick, that might be the new mantra of this blog. What an uncovered duck hook from Mittens to Drew Carter. Kasay extra point is good and it’s Titans 20, Cats 7.

9:23 - WOW! Marshawn Lynch touchdown pass to Robert Royal. What? Yes, of course I’m watching the Panthers. What are you talking about?

9:22 - Roydell pops one up in the air…we’re one quick turnover away from trying to steal this puppy. Huge third down indeed Balldingle.

8:33 - God, I love false hope. Mittens is gonna get the ball back, eight minutes, down two scores. He’s like a poor man’s John Elway, you know?

- By the way, Detroit is absolutely demolishing Denver, 37-0. Just wanted to throw that out there. Why can’t they rep the NFC in the Super Bowl?

8:17 - Or is it a poor man’s Brett Favre? Nice flip to DeW by Mittens there. Just move the ball. 2nd and five.

7:43 - Nice throwaway Carr. Play action terrifies me.

7:35 - I don’t even know what to say about that. Mittens fading away under a heavy rush hits Drew Carter who falls forward for a first. And Haynesworth records his fortieth sack of the day. 2nd and long. Tipped pass to King (or maybe not) and it’s third and long. Come on Mittens.

6:48 - Holy moses. Why would you go long into double coverage? Why not hit someone across the middle and get a reasonable fourth down? Siiiiigh.

6:09 - I’m as sick of the Pats-Colts talk as anyone else, but 15:0 TD:INT ratio for Tom Brady is pretty, pretty, pretty good. Third and short, Cats call timeout.

5:54 - MARSHAWN!!! Puts the Bengals on ice with a 60 yard run. Boom-shay, Mittens Hater.

5:00 - Can we just have announcers stop talking about fantasy football unless they actually know what they’re saying?

4:58 - Someone hurt him!!! Please tackle Vince Young.

4:00 - Ryan Robinson back to get the punt. Something tells me not to expect a TD here. Still a small prayer for Mittens.

3:22 - 1st down Cats from the 30. What’s the record for sacks in one game? Immediately followed by a false start. 2nd and 16.

3:05 - Nice throwaway by Mittens? Haynesworth on the ground. Karma. Can’t repeat that enough. “What a great story Haynesworth has been”. Really, Dingerball. Dood stomped someone’s face with his cleat’s last year. Let’s not act like he’s been Captain Charity ever since.

3:00 - Another freaking filthy lick by the Titans and Mittens is rolling around on the ground. He’s playing with a heatpad and a back brace? And this is the first time anyone’s mentioned this??? First down Cats on interference. You know Matt Moore is coming in to throw a pair of touchdowns, right? You do know this? He’s going to win this freaking game and Mittens is going to be on suicide watch.

- The only team in the league to play four quarterbacks. Go figure, right?

2:54 - Who didn’t think that was going for a touchdown? Lots of shots of Vinny on the sideline. 2nd and 10. Moore taking shots! And hits Drew Carter right on the numbers. Seriously. This guy should be starting.

2:45 - “Matt Moore, when he comes in, plays quarterback.” If you don’t think I’m sending that to Awful Announcing, you’re crazy. Third and four. That last one wasn’t his fault. CRISP.

2:13 - And goodnight. At least he’s taking shots. Chris Hope with a pick back to the 50. Someone remind me why the Cats looked good at +5.5.

2:00 - Why aren’t we calling timeout before the break? Whatever. At least the Bucs and Saints aren’t winning too. Sh*t.

1:50 - First down Titans and that’s it, kids. It’s been kind of real. We need to let Matt Moore run loose, I believe. Either that or let Mittens get his back healthy before he goes against the Falcons. It’s just a nightmare. The Saints are white hot and I’m going to spend Turkey Day in BOA watching Drew Brees light us up. Sweet mercy. We’ll see you next week.

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