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Cats @ Pack Live Blog 2nd Half

By Brinson | November 18, 2007

The new face of yoooooooour Carolina Panthers, Drew Carter.

13:00 - Yeah, I guess I have to finish this thing out, huh? Donald Lee is a monster. Touchdown Packers. By the way, some douche on the sideline has informed us that John Fox actually said “quarterback is not the problem.” Yeah. Right.

12:41 - Stop sucking Lambeau off, guys. Interception Packers. Can we please either a) let Mittens get out there or b) see what Matt Moore can do? I love Vinny, I do. But this is ridiculous. Take a freaking chance.

11:11 - Hey. Why are you guys still passing??? WTF? Run the ball for the entire second half. This thing is over. Yeah Crosby.

11:00 - How you like us NOW! We own you son!!!

10:22 - You know, DeShaun Foster is having a pretty good season given the fact that he sees insanely stacked lines every week. Just want to lob that out there.

7:55 - It’s cute that Baldy things Mushin Muhammad was “an experienced veteran” when we went to the NFC Championship game. Dude was the leading receiver in the NFL the year after when Steve Smith got hurt.

5:17 - Wow. That was a crazy duckhook. Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooover. Our fourth down conversion rate is higher than our third down conversion rate. How’s that for a bright spot, Baldy? Let’s go Cats. Give it to Hoover.

- By the way, someone tell Peyton Manning this game matters. Dammit. Need Williams to find the end zone. Please. Pretty Please. For Fantasy purposes?

3:30 - Jeebus. This isn’t ball control. Touchdown!!! Vinny to Fauria!!! (Really?) Someone is really excited. Way to be Fauria. We’ll be youtubing that shortly.

Pack 28, Cats 10

:00 - Sorry. I was doing things. Here’s an idea of what happened: Packers ran plays, got yards. Yup.

14:57 - Good. Hit him. Especially if the Packers are going empty backfield-try and throw it deep-style on first down.

14:03 - Last chance to dance for the Panthers. Have to get seven here for false hope. Expect lots of DeShaun Foster. Sigh.

12:37 - Is it not worth going for it here? How is it still early? I’m very confused by this optimism.

11:10 - “Big” third and three. Favre to James Jones. Double SOB. Do the Packers know this is a three possession game? Because I do. And I also know we’re not scoring three times. Just give us the ball back, brah.

9:25 - Why the hell are they still in shotgun? Is Green Bay the new Patriots? This is out of control. Run the ball. Or throw to Greg Jennings. Not James Jones.

6:51 - Panthers ball. Feel the rush. Favre has more completions than Ryan Grant has rushing attempts in a blowout. I’m telling you: shenanigans.

4:46 - Drew Carter!!! Face of the franchise!!! 49 yard lazy little saunter across Lambeau Field! Panthers in the zone not known as our side of the field. 1st down on the 26.

4:35 - Screen to DeShaun. First and goal. Wow, that should have been picked. Is Foster going to make me pay for starting Maurice Morris over him? Sure seems like it.

4:27 - Wow. That’s fairly embarrassing for Dwayne Jarrett. How do you not hold onto that??? That’s why we drafted you. Third and goal.

4:22 - DREW. CARTER. Ssssssshhhhhh. Two point conver….wait, what? Well, whatever. Get within two scores and let’s get crazy. Sigh. False hope, you’re my only friend.

- FYI, um Phil Rivers is trying to make him and Norv look less horrible. He threw a strike to Tony Gates and now the Jags are punting. Just feel like you should know these things.

4:20 - Onsides kick recovered by Green Bay and I’m in a total freak out if the Cats lose and still manage to cover. Which is blatantly happening when Fox decides to take the field goal first. Sigh.

2:46 - Field goal good for Mason Crosby and we’re back to two touchdowns down. Still a bit of a doggie. These orange sticks are killing me.

2:00 - This might have been worth mentioning before….but Drew Carter has 132 receiving yards today. Face. of. the. Franchise. First and ten on our own 35 when we get back.

1:40 - Back to Jarrett. Damn right he’s a warrior Dick. Just like me for being here blogging this piece right now. Sweet mercy. Holding. Don’t get that drive warmed up too quickly, gents.

1:29 - Mercy Dick and Dinger are horrible. Incomplete to Col-bear and we’re 2nd and 20. Vinny takes off!! What a “slide”!!! 16 yards of gazelle like grace.

:55 - A duck hook on third and five and Vinny’s semi-sucking wind right now. Okay, take off “semi”. Last chance to eff the spread Cats. Let’s go!

:50 - Incomplete to Jeff King and that’s all she wrote, folks. Unless Favre decides to throw it some more. Sigh. We will not see you next week. We purchased really expensive tickets to the Saints game thinking it would be a huge divisional matchup. Whoops!