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Time To Ruin Romo
By Brinson | December 20, 2007
Courtesy of the brilliant minds at Mister Irrelevant (via StuScott’sLazyEye) comes this even more brilliant idea that every single person attending the game in Charlotte this weekend needs to follow through on. Sure, we’re not making the playoffs. But hey, why not go ahead and ruin our already plummeting draft pick! There’s no real need for Darren McFadden false hope for three months.
Anyway, the brilliant idea is Ruin Romo (dot com). The ploy? Print out an eye-less photo of Jessica Simpson. Attach said photo to a stick. Wear the stick over your face throughout the Dallas-Carolina (and of course the ensuing Dallas-Washington) game. Romo, unable to deal with the stress of seeing his lady friend casting googly eyes across the stadium, will fold like Mittens when he smells a pass rush.
Here’s the direct (.PDF) link to the photo of Miss Chicken of the Sea herself. Seriously, peeps, let’s show up and get this done, m’kay? It won’t actually ever help us, but it’ll be funny, right? Well, well done whoever is in charge of this.
Topics: Gameday, Just Embarrassing, NFL, Random Cackalacka |
December 21st, 2007 at 10:07 pm
you can get your Jessica Simpson mask at ruinromo.org
December 23rd, 2007 at 12:05 am
Check out the following link for THE ULTIMATE JESSICA SIMPSON MASK. This mask takes the original idea and improves it by morphing Jessica Simpson with a much more menacing Simpson, O.J. Since there will be 1000s of people using the original Jessica Mask, I am sure a few folks want to be a little different and wear the O.J.essica Simpson Mask!
http://reversemonster.org/rmblog/?p=204
December 26th, 2007 at 10:33 am
As you can see from his site the Ruin Romo signs and Jessica simpson pictures didnt distract tony from the game.
“I just put tunnel vision on. There’s so many distractions about junk sometimes. I felt like the important thing for my team was to get myself into football mode 24/7,” Romo explains.
Go Cowboys.