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Hello, Armageddon: Mittens Tears Up Pats in Preseason

By Brinson | August 29, 2008

I beg you, New Yorkers, to not get fooled. You do not, I repeat, you do not, have a viable backup quarterback in David Carr. Regardless of what happened on Thursday night.

No, seriously. Everyone knows this is not a true sign of what will happen if he gets in the game and there’s an offensive line breakdown and a defender gets within 10 yards of him and he messes his spandex, right?