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Life Sucks if You’re Jim Sorgi (or, Alternately, Jim Sorgi Sucks at Life)
Sunday, August 10th, 2008Yeah, this guy can lead a team pretty well. If that wasn’t obvious.
Jim Sorgi has a pretty cush job. Sit there, don’t eff up too badly in the preseason and during the regular season, hand off to Joey Addai’s backup late in blowout wins. Nothing much to screw up. Peyton Manning never misses starts, is [...]
Lucas Surgery, Stewart Toe and Smith to the Cowboys
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008Ken Lucas, who you may have heard about, is having surgery to set his nose today. Or at least that’s what we can assume, since John Fox seems to know nothing about it.
“He’s having a procedure, what you call it I don’t know,” said Fox. “But it’s basically setting his nose.”
Fox was asked if Lucas [...]
Steve Smith Suspended Two Games
Saturday, August 2nd, 2008Well. Color me dead wrong. And color Steve Smith down to 14 games for the 2008 season, as he was suspended for two regular season contests by the Carolina Panthers on Saturday evening.
“What (Smith) did was wrong and we take very serious and he is being punished severely for it,” Fox said.
The melee came after [...]
Please Don’t Call Me ‘Pacman’
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008It’s a sad day in the history of the NFL when Pacman Jones drops his name. I’ll be honest — and I believe I’m on record as calling him an idiot and saying bad things about him — I heart the Pacman. He’s a fascinating figure in sports media history, because he a) made “make [...]
Dan Morgan Retires; Goes Out, Well, Not at the Bottom
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008The Dan Morgan Era, which may be a stretch, ended Tuesday. It would best be defined by four really, really, really hard hitting games a season. Which is a shame, because Morgan was a ridiculous talent, who could simply never stay healthy. Or perhaps, never play a speed that would allow him to stay healthy. [...]
Pepp and Diggs Fined
Saturday, November 10th, 2007We swear we’re going to write more re: just how f’ing dirty the Tennessee Titans are (some particulars that come to mind include KVDB going after Mittens back, Haynesworth doing something involving a cleat and a face last year, the ridiculous double penalty on us last week following a cheap shot on Pepp, and [...]