Absolute Insanity
« Previous EntriesKeary Colbert Keeps Backdooring Chances to Catch Balls
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008Seriously. How many times lives can one Keary Colbert have?
He just got traded to the Seahawks. In fairness, their receivers are absolutely horrid.
Giants Are Insane, Make Mittens Only Other QB on Roster
Saturday, August 30th, 2008Despite Mittens recent stunningly superb performance in the preseason, it stood to reason that he was not in the immediate plans for anything that involved the Giants and playing time. Wrong, folks. Dead, dead wrong.
According to the Star-Ledger Giants blog, Woodson and backup Anthony Wright didn’t make the final cut, which means that … wait, [...]
Hello, Armageddon: Mittens Tears Up Pats in Preseason
Friday, August 29th, 2008I beg you, New Yorkers, to not get fooled. You do not, I repeat, you do not, have a viable backup quarterback in David Carr. Regardless of what happened on Thursday night.
No, seriously. Everyone knows this is not a true sign of what will happen if he gets in the game and there’s an offensive [...]
Randy Cross and The Sporting News Don’t Acknowledge the Panthers
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008I’m a big fan of The Sporting News; they once gave me money to write it’s an old school establishment with good writing that recently relocated to Charlotte and should have a pretty good finger on the pulse of Carolina-styled athletic coverage.
Or, perhaps not. The most recent list that Randy Cross compiled for TSN of [...]
Lucas Surgery, Stewart Toe and Smith to the Cowboys
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008Ken Lucas, who you may have heard about, is having surgery to set his nose today. Or at least that’s what we can assume, since John Fox seems to know nothing about it.
“He’s having a procedure, what you call it I don’t know,” said Fox. “But it’s basically setting his nose.”
Fox was asked if Lucas [...]
Cat Fight: Steve Smith and Ken Lucas Rumble in Training Camp
Friday, August 1st, 2008Okay, there’s nothing cool about anyone punching another person (well, sometimes there is, like in Way of the Gun) and there’s certainly nothing awesome about two teammates getting in a fight.
However, the story of the Ken Lucas - Steve Smith training camp fight as described by Chuck Chandler is pretty freaking awesome. Because, assuming it’s [...]
Rumor du Jour: Favre to the Cats (or Skins) for a First Rounder
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008Ha. And Marty Hurney thinks he knows what deals he’s making. WFAN shows him, according to PFT, as it turns out that the possibility of a Packers - Cats or Packers - Skins (which you can read about at evil-older-twin-Mister-Irrelevant) trade involving Favre and a conditional first round pick are latest rumor du jour on [...]
Pacman and Deion Pimpin’ Cars
Friday, July 11th, 2008There’s really noting outside the viewing of this commercial that you need to know. Adam Jones and Deion Sanders are teaming up to sell cars. What could possibly go wrong?
I’ll just assume that a “post-wrap-party, making-it-rain” joke is over the top and move on.
« Previous Entries