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Gruden Making the Pirate Jokes Too Easy by Holding Chris Simms ‘Hostage’
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008You may recall that blonde waif of a gent, Chris Simms. He used to quarterback our division rival Tampa Bay? Julius Peppers ended his career by squishing Simms’ spleen between a shoulder pad and spinal cord.
Anyway, the young fella has been out of football and appears squarely in Gruden’s doghouse (”NOT TOUGH ENOUGH!!! GARSDFKGAR!”) [...]