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Saturday, August 30th, 2008Despite Mittens recent stunningly superb performance in the preseason, it stood to reason that he was not in the immediate plans for anything that involved the Giants and playing time. Wrong, folks. Dead, dead wrong.
According to the Star-Ledger Giants blog, Woodson and backup Anthony Wright didn’t make the final cut, which means that … wait, [...]
Hello, Armageddon: Mittens Tears Up Pats in Preseason
Friday, August 29th, 2008I beg you, New Yorkers, to not get fooled. You do not, I repeat, you do not, have a viable backup quarterback in David Carr. Regardless of what happened on Thursday night.
No, seriously. Everyone knows this is not a true sign of what will happen if he gets in the game and there’s an offensive [...]
Mittens Update: Uh Yeah, Still Not Good
Thursday, July 31st, 2008
What? Me fail?
If anyone thought getting picked up by the New York Giants was going to suddenly make David Carr good or something, well, you deserve a nice, solid gloveslap to the dome. And, as Ryan Wilson points out, things are going as expected. (Read: horribly!)
“He’s getting limited snaps and trying to do everything he [...]
Happy Mittens Day!
Monday, July 21st, 2008When that little Outlook reminder popped up this morning, I tried everything. I hit ignore. I hit snooze. I stopped working. I worked harder. I read stories of lore re: Jake Delhomme’s cajunness. None of it helped.
It was Mister Mittens’ 29th birthday today and there was just no escaping that fact.
So, Happy Birthday, David Carr. [...]
Well, This Certainly Explains a Lot of Last Season’s Quarterback Troubles
Thursday, July 10th, 2008There are many stupid fashion trends in America today (I, for one, am not a fan of crocs or cargo shorts, but that’s neither here nor there). There are also many bad quarterbacks in the NFL. David Carr somehow manages to do both at once. And I’m not sure whether the “Ninjas” shirt (clearly straight [...]
People Seem a Little Too High on the Saints This Year (Again)
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008Remember last year when the Saints were gonna be good? And Reggie Bush was going to run for 2,000 yards and catch another 30,000 passes? Do you? Yeaaaaah. About that. The Saints stunk it up. Bad. Like Mittens-almost-beat-them bad. But since they added a few defensive players to a highly, highly suspect squad (at least [...]
We Demand a Recount: Mittens Not the Worst Quarterback of All Time
Thursday, June 26th, 2008Pro Football Reference is a highly valuable resource of statistical goodness. If you like stats and like sports, I suggest checking it out. However, I may be inclined to disagree with Chase Stuart’s recent post detailing the worst quarterbacks in the history of the NFL.
You see, the blog’s patron saint/namesake checked in as only the [...]
Greg Cote Thinks Bill Parcells Is Senile
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008Personally, I think Bill Parcells is still just fine, given that position of authority he’s taken with the Miami Dolphins. And personally, I think Greg Cote should have his journalist license revoked. Via Dave at FanHouse (with the superb title of “Miami Herald Columnist Is Smitten with Mittens”) comes this little piece of crazy, wherein [...]
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