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Remember the Live Blog: Cats @ Titans 2nd Quarter
By Brinson | November 4, 2007
Dare I say we’ve got a chance? Mittens soft snap counts are playing hell with the TEN defenders.
15:00 - Smuff gets the ball and whaaaadda ya know? Nuttin, Danny. Tanks for nuttin.
14:18 - Punt by Baker inside the 20. Let’s play some damn defense.
13:00 - Big third down after a dash of LenDale. VY to Scaife and he gets it this time. Now I know why VY is completing 60 plus percent of his passes. I haven’t seen one that was more than six yards. Maybe Jeff Davidson should take note.
11:03 - Young quickly in my eye with a long pass, followed by a FUMBLE! Guess who’s in on the recovery? Yeah he’s a Beast. Nice job by Jenkins.
10:59 - Holy endzone shot. Mittens made a nice toss and Griffin just made a sick play on that pass. MMM.
10:59 - What the hell, King? You’re a tight end. Stay still. Second and15 and DeShaun gets one. Sigh.
9:45 - Um, ouch. Third and long and we…no, you don’t say? Draw?? Shocking. Followed by a missed John Kasay 40 yarder. One of these things seems abnormal.
- While we’re waiting for this abomination to come back on, I feel like you should know that the Jets are dogpiling the Redskins and that when J.P. Losman is starting, Lee Evans is a stud. Or perhaps the Bengals are just horrible.
9:05 - First down nothing for LenDale, VY scrambles on second for two yards. You know, I really am okay with someone taking out his knee at this point. Jenkins? Won’t cost you more than 7.5k I’m sure. WOW! Bo Scaife with a nasty one handed catch but no first down. Nice job, Cats. Let’s get some damn offense.
- Also, I’d like to point out that Marshawn Lynch would be a lock for ROY were it not for Adrian Peterson in Minnesota. Love that guy. First and goal from the one for the Bills. You better reward him Jauron.
7:15 - 2nd and six and Mittens hits Smuff. Man the Titan defense can only be described as swarming. FYI - Cincy’s defense somehow stuffed the Bills from the one. I’m in a fantasy nightmare. Injury timeout in Tennessee. Maybe we can get some more country music!
6:50 - Vanden Bosch injured. Karma, son, karma. Ha. Speaking of which, Mittens throws a pick to a defensive lineman. How does that even happen?
6:38 - Titans 10, Panthers 26 (Yes, that is points versus total yards. Is this whole blog premise delusional? I’m starting to think so.)
5:56 - Or not! VY throws a pick and Ken Lucas with the INT. At least the defense is straight baller right now.
5:52 - DeShaun for nothing. A quick flag and holding. Three and out is so preferable to a turnover at this point, folks.
5:24 - Cripes, DeAngelo. Pass complete from Mittens and the ball is dropped. Clearly that play was dead. Geez. Maybe we should change the name of this blog to Dr. Slippyfist. That sounds awkward.
4:30 - DeAngelo Williams with a nasty looking run. And apparently he limited his ticket request list to 21. That’s all. Wow. Colbert from Mittens on third and one! First third down conversion for the Cats. We are freaking horrible on third down. Man.
3:30 - Foster rips one up the middle. Yeah, we get it. The Saints are the team to watch. Move on. Foster is starting to get a little bit of Uncle Mo going. 2nd and short. If we can get to halftime 10-7, or hell, even 10-3, this is a huge win people.
2:20 - Fourth sack of the game. Houston Texans fans needing to feel reminiscent should just tune in now. Taking us to the two minute warning is a shot of Mittens back.
2:00 - Why does Jason Campbell hate Santana Moss so much? It really makes no sense.
- Third and seven for the Cats, not in field goal range.
1:56 - You know things are bad when I just keep yelling “FLAG!!” on every single passing play. Well, actually, “GET RID OF THE F*CKING BALL!” gets mixed in occasionally too.
1:40 - If VY takes them 85 yards I’m going to vomit. Bironas is a lock for a 60 yarder, by the way.
1:06 - Huge sack by the Cats…and we’re calling timeout??? I love how John Fox is just as delusional about David Carr as I am. This is superb. Don’t give up the first. Screen play to Henry annnnnnd first down. That’s just embarrassing.
:53 - Another sack by the Cats. And why is the clock stopped??? If that’s Foxy again I’m going to wig out.
:47 - Third and 2. Sigh. I think we all know how this is working out.
:36 - THINGS!!!!! Fumble by the Titans followed by a completely late hit by Dave Stewart on Pepp. VY recovered…this should be offsetting. Nightmare if this just on the Panthers. F*cking ridiculous. What a joke. Tennessee is the dirtiest team in the NFL, and I don’t care what Floyd tells us on ESPN. I’m blogging about that tonight. Pacman, Haynesworth, Vanden Bosch and now Stewart. These guys are out of control.
:31 - “I’m blogging about that tonight” wasn’t intended to sound douchey. Just kinda came out that way. Great play by Marshall on first. Justin Gage for a first down and VY is rubbing his neck like he’s busted up. If you think I’m not jabbing a fork into a voodoo doll right now, you’re crazy.
:16 - Balldinger just said “Eric Moulds has been quiet”. Does he know what year this is? OUCH! Young is hit hard and gets a nice pass off. They’re in Bironas range by he got rocked by Cooper. How about a late flag guys? Or at least an eleventy billion dollar fine for Cooper. Bironas on for a 51 53 one yarder. This is about 22 yards inside his range.
:00 - Buried. Ridiculous this guy. THIRD QUARTER THREAD HERE.



November 4th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
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