Why?

Why not? Mister Mittens was our affectionate nickname for David Carr, the would-be savior of the Carolina Panthers 2008 NFL season. Instead, he caused us to waste countless hours, money — and by “we” I mean like me, not just the football team — and non-gray hairs under the pretense that he wasn’t the worst number one overall draft pick of all time. So in his memory, we will press on.