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Thursday, July 10th, 2008There are many stupid fashion trends in America today (I, for one, am not a fan of crocs or cargo shorts, but that’s neither here nor there). There are also many bad quarterbacks in the NFL. David Carr somehow manages to do both at once. And I’m not sure whether the “Ninjas” shirt (clearly straight [...]
Our Backup Quarterback Could Be … Brett Favre (? - ! - WTF)
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008Yes, you read that correctly. Brett Favre, according to PFT, could possibly, maybe, potentially, if-he-were-to-comeback, want to be a Panther.
We’re now hearing that Cook is privately saying that Favre wants to play for the . . . . drum roll, please . . . oh, wait, it’s in the headline . . . Carolina Panthers.
Please Don’t Call Me ‘Pacman’
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008It’s a sad day in the history of the NFL when Pacman Jones drops his name. I’ll be honest — and I believe I’m on record as calling him an idiot and saying bad things about him — I heart the Pacman. He’s a fascinating figure in sports media history, because he a) made “make [...]
Former Panther Jason Peter Details NFL Drug Use in New Novel
Monday, June 9th, 2008Via MDS comes this excerpt from a Peter King column from a Jason Peter book (yes, I know) in which a Peter, a former Panther, discusses his rampant drug use during his four seasons as an NFL player.
Vicodin. Ambien. Cocaine. Crack. Heroin. GHB, the date-rape drug. Lots of others I’ve never heard of. He’s [...]
Steve Smith Tells Dwayne Jarrett the Party Is Over, Brah
Monday, April 21st, 2008Remember when Steve Smith told Dwayne Jarrett to get his ass in the film room? Or perhaps when he said that thing about poppa not losing when the kids are in attendance? Of course you do. Well, Smuff is at it again. This time, he’s being fairly ambiguous about who he targets, but I think [...]
Mike Shanahan Actually Is Senile; Signs Keary Colbert
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008Although I’m scared to actually write that, since I think Shanny might personally hunt me down (I can see him pulling a Danny McGrath after he retires). However, when you go out and give Keary Colbert a three year deal with a $2.5 million signing bonus. I ask you, sir, like Greg Cote, have [...]
Greg Cote Thinks Bill Parcells Is Senile
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008Personally, I think Bill Parcells is still just fine, given that position of authority he’s taken with the Miami Dolphins. And personally, I think Greg Cote should have his journalist license revoked. Via Dave at FanHouse (with the superb title of “Miami Herald Columnist Is Smitten with Mittens”) comes this little piece of crazy, wherein [...]
Marshawn, Quill in Hand, Returns
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008Perhaps one of the greatest scribes of our day returned this evening to the Yard where he busted out some more tranquil, and quite dope lyrical assassinations. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Beast Mode, Marshawn Lynch:
u kno 07 was a tough yr to swallow………..we didnt make it 2 the playoffs, but its coo tho cause it [...]