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    Shaun Alexander Is Still Unemployed: Clearly, the NFL Hates Christians

    Monday, June 30th, 2008

    The ridiculousness of Shannon Owens’ recent article in the Orlando Sentinel cannot be overstated. Ms. Owens heavily infers that there is some sort of anti-Jesus conspiracy afoot in the NFL, whereby Shaun Alexander is unable to procure employment because he is too religious in his personal life. This is, of course, beyond stupid.
    Honestly. I mean, [...]

    We Demand a Recount: Mittens Not the Worst Quarterback of All Time

    Thursday, June 26th, 2008

    Pro Football Reference is a highly valuable resource of statistical goodness. If you like stats and like sports, I suggest checking it out. However, I may be inclined to disagree with Chase Stuart’s recent post detailing the worst quarterbacks in the history of the NFL.
    You see, the blog’s patron saint/namesake checked in as only the [...]

    John Fox Speaks to the Press on Sundry Topics

    Friday, May 16th, 2008

    Via the Charlotte Observer and ITP come a slew of questions that members of the media (for the most part) asked John Fox during a press conference yesterday. The first one — which comes from a partner in the P-Cats ownership — is probably my favorite. The rest are after the jump, with little to [...]

    Recapping the Last Few Days

    Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

    My distinct and heartfelt apologies for no posts recently. Being out of the country with little to no internet, while awesome, is not superb for blogging purposes. So a quick recap to catch you up and I’ll be back this weekend, ready for full steam to the NFL draft (I know, I know, I’m superb [...]

    Greg Cote Thinks Bill Parcells Is Senile

    Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

    Personally, I think Bill Parcells is still just fine, given that position of authority he’s taken with the Miami Dolphins. And personally, I think Greg Cote should have his journalist license revoked. Via Dave at FanHouse (with the superb title of “Miami Herald Columnist Is Smitten with Mittens”) comes this little piece of crazy, wherein [...]

    Mister Mittens Has Been Cut

    Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

    In a day more full of mourning than the passing of Barbaro, David Carr has been cut from the Carolina Panthers. There are so many questions. And actually even more answers, oddly enough.
    Will this blog live on? Eff and yes. There are like five (okay, two) blogs dedicated to Wayne Fontes.

    Where did the blog go [...]

    Another One Bites the Dust

    Thursday, February 21st, 2008

    See - we’re not dead. We’re just about as present as DeShaun Foster in Charlotte. Which would be infrequently, now that he has been cut. And yeah, we swear we’re going to start posting more as soon as school settles down and ends. Just die already, school.
    Oh yeah, the move itself. This is probably a [...]

    “Wewant” Making This Blog Pointless

    Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

    And maybe just giving Jake Delhomme a run for his money… No? Anyone? Really? Not fans? You want more David Carr? Oh? Just less rhetorical questions? Got it.
    Anyway, Matt Moore was named NFL Offensive Rookie of the Month for December based on his 2-1 record, a 62 percent completion percentage, three touches against two [...]

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