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« Previous EntriesWe Demand a Recount: Mittens Not the Worst Quarterback of All Time
Thursday, June 26th, 2008Pro Football Reference is a highly valuable resource of statistical goodness. If you like stats and like sports, I suggest checking it out. However, I may be inclined to disagree with Chase Stuart’s recent post detailing the worst quarterbacks in the history of the NFL.
You see, the blog’s patron saint/namesake checked in as only the [...]
Greg Cote Thinks Bill Parcells Is Senile
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008Personally, I think Bill Parcells is still just fine, given that position of authority he’s taken with the Miami Dolphins. And personally, I think Greg Cote should have his journalist license revoked. Via Dave at FanHouse (with the superb title of “Miami Herald Columnist Is Smitten with Mittens”) comes this little piece of crazy, wherein [...]
Mister Mittens Has Been Cut
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008In a day more full of mourning than the passing of Barbaro, David Carr has been cut from the Carolina Panthers. There are so many questions. And actually even more answers, oddly enough.
Will this blog live on? Eff and yes. There are like five (okay, two) blogs dedicated to Wayne Fontes.
Where did the blog go [...]
“Wewant” Making This Blog Pointless
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008And maybe just giving Jake Delhomme a run for his money… No? Anyone? Really? Not fans? You want more David Carr? Oh? Just less rhetorical questions? Got it.
Anyway, Matt Moore was named NFL Offensive Rookie of the Month for December based on his 2-1 record, a 62 percent completion percentage, three touches against two [...]
John Fox Knows Our Emotions
Monday, December 3rd, 2007We really do struggle with the irrationality of wanting to forgive David Carr for any on field misgivings. Why should we like this guy? He wears mittens. He twirls his hair on the sidelines. His completion percentage this season is 53.7 percent. He has thrown three touchdowns and five interceptions. He is averaging 4.7 yards [...]
Testaverde Practices Thursday, Should Start
Friday, November 30th, 2007Vinny T was good to go Thursday during practice and should be the starter this weekend as the Panthers host the Niners. Now normally, we don’t make bold predictions at Mister Mittens. But here’s one: Cats win, baby. If Vinny plays, Steve Smith goes large. If Smuff goes large, we win. It’s not really that [...]
We Want Moore! We Want Moore!
Monday, November 26th, 2007That’s what was echoing of a score of empty seats mid-foggy-Sunday afternoon at Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte, as the Saints were putting the finishing touches on a 31-6 throttle-job of the Cats. David Carr finished with a stellar 10 of 22 for 95 yard and two pick performance, and was resoundingly booed every [...]
Muh-Muh-Mittens Time?
Saturday, November 24th, 2007We apologize for the lack of anything resembling content around these parts the past few days, but such is the issues that come with having relatives without wireless internet and the troubles of blacking out on gravy. Anyway, we’re heading down to Cha-town tomorrow morning to see the ‘Cats play in person (so no live [...]
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