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« Previous EntriesWe Demand a Recount: Mittens Not the Worst Quarterback of All Time
Thursday, June 26th, 2008Pro Football Reference is a highly valuable resource of statistical goodness. If you like stats and like sports, I suggest checking it out. However, I may be inclined to disagree with Chase Stuart’s recent post detailing the worst quarterbacks in the history of the NFL.
You see, the blog’s patron saint/namesake checked in as only the [...]
Gruden Making the Pirate Jokes Too Easy by Holding Chris Simms ‘Hostage’
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008You may recall that blonde waif of a gent, Chris Simms. He used to quarterback our division rival Tampa Bay? Julius Peppers ended his career by squishing Simms’ spleen between a shoulder pad and spinal cord.
Anyway, the young fella has been out of football and appears squarely in Gruden’s doghouse (”NOT TOUGH ENOUGH!!! GARSDFKGAR!”) [...]
Delhomme Throws, Appears Fine
Friday, May 2nd, 2008In case the talking heads didn’t beat it through your skull over the past few weeks, one of the most important things that can happen for the Panthers 2008 season is that Jake Delhomme stays healthy. Via ITP, it appears that even if he’s not completely healed, the recovery progress is going well, as he [...]
Mister Mittens Has Been Cut
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008In a day more full of mourning than the passing of Barbaro, David Carr has been cut from the Carolina Panthers. There are so many questions. And actually even more answers, oddly enough.
Will this blog live on? Eff and yes. There are like five (okay, two) blogs dedicated to Wayne Fontes.
Where did the blog go [...]
“Wewant” Making This Blog Pointless
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008And maybe just giving Jake Delhomme a run for his money… No? Anyone? Really? Not fans? You want more David Carr? Oh? Just less rhetorical questions? Got it.
Anyway, Matt Moore was named NFL Offensive Rookie of the Month for December based on his 2-1 record, a 62 percent completion percentage, three touches against two [...]
Vinny Thinking About ‘08 Already?
Friday, December 7th, 2007We love Vinny Testaverde around these parts. He’s no savior to the 2007 season or anything, but he’s juuust good enough to keep us out of the playoffs and the Top 5 in the NFL Draft - at the same time! And he’s having fun doing it! So he said to the Charlotte Observer when [...]
John Fox Knows Our Emotions
Monday, December 3rd, 2007We really do struggle with the irrationality of wanting to forgive David Carr for any on field misgivings. Why should we like this guy? He wears mittens. He twirls his hair on the sidelines. His completion percentage this season is 53.7 percent. He has thrown three touchdowns and five interceptions. He is averaging 4.7 yards [...]
Testaverde Practices Thursday, Should Start
Friday, November 30th, 2007Vinny T was good to go Thursday during practice and should be the starter this weekend as the Panthers host the Niners. Now normally, we don’t make bold predictions at Mister Mittens. But here’s one: Cats win, baby. If Vinny plays, Steve Smith goes large. If Smuff goes large, we win. It’s not really that [...]
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