Wide Receiver
« Previous EntriesDwayne Jarrett Pleads Guilty to DWI
Monday, June 23rd, 2008Pleading guilty is usually a bad thing. Except when you’re famous and, you know, caught. Which would be the case with Dwayne Jarrett, who blew a .12 earlier this year in Mint Hill near Charlotte. And now, Jarrett has pleaded guilty to DUI and will get off ridiculously lightly.
Jarrett surrendered his driver’s license and was [...]
Steve Smith Tells Dwayne Jarrett the Party Is Over, Brah
Monday, April 21st, 2008Remember when Steve Smith told Dwayne Jarrett to get his ass in the film room? Or perhaps when he said that thing about poppa not losing when the kids are in attendance? Of course you do. Well, Smuff is at it again. This time, he’s being fairly ambiguous about who he targets, but I think [...]
The WWL Sweats Our Wideouts
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008ESPN recently ranked the top 64 receivers in the league — Steve Smith checks in at three — and ITP was smart enough to go through and do the simple addition to figure out what tandems are the best. It’s a good idea by Charles Chandler, albeit unscientific at best (although who really wants to [...]
Steve Smith Has the Quote of the Year
Tuesday, March 18th, 2008So, you all know how Steve Smith likes to talk trash. You also know that if you trash talk Steve Smith, he will crush you. And you also all probably know that Steve Smith p-wns DeAngelo Hall. Well, with the news that Hall could be headed out of the division and to the Oakland Raiders, [...]
Panthers Sign D.J. Hackett
Monday, March 17th, 2008According to Adam Schefter of NFL Network, via MDS at FanHouse, the Panthers have reached an agreement with wideout D.J. Hackett. Hackett had visited Cha-town and was rumored to make his decision today. It appears that decision has been made, and quite favorably for us.
The deal he’s getting is two years for 3.5 million [...]
Drew Carter Talking to Oakland?
Monday, March 3rd, 2008That’s what this huge scary head Mr. Mankey just said on my television, looking like he was about to literally explode trying to fathom that 40 NFL players had already traded teams in one of the busiest free agent seasons in quite some time (seeing as how it’s only been four days, yeah).
Anywho, Carter [...]
Mike Shanahan Actually Is Senile; Signs Keary Colbert
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008Although I’m scared to actually write that, since I think Shanny might personally hunt me down (I can see him pulling a Danny McGrath after he retires). However, when you go out and give Keary Colbert a three year deal with a $2.5 million signing bonus. I ask you, sir, like Greg Cote, have [...]
Moose Signing Official
Friday, February 29th, 2008Oh yeah. I totally forgot to mention that Muhsin Muhammad has actually been signed by the Panthers. Chalk it up to all the hubbub surrounding the release of Mittens and the crotch adjusting rumors that Randy Moss might be landing in the Cackalack.
This is very good news. Moose, of course, had his career year [...]